LameAS's
In a land, way far North, exists a little known tribal community of odd individuals. A small, tight knit group of simple folk, known simply as the "LaMeASs". They subsist on stale donuts, bagels with peanut butter, and Chinese food. Don't ask why. They haven't even a clue why. And if the mood hits them right, they might even try a nip of scotch now and again to ward off the cold Northern winters..... and Summers ..... and Spring.... and, well, Fall too actually. In between eating, drinking and gambling, they might just glue two pieces of wood together. They have one thing in common though. Their love for the Man. They are known simply, as the .......
"The Lee Mulverhill Appreciation Society"
JOIN TODAY AND BE ANOTHER LMAS!
To become a member please click below and print your card. Be sure to sign the card at the "x" in lower left corner. (Requires Adobe Reader® to view/print.) Mail a copy of your card to Custom Pearl Inlay, Attn: Lee! Please write slow as Lee does not read very fast.
YES, I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN L.M.A.S. TODAY!
PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT, COME AND JOIN LEE AND SHARE SOME OF HIS INNER MOST THOUGHTS BELOW.........
"It's 5 o'clock, now the real fun begins....where I get 'da big money! Hey, anybody seen my bling?"
Just what we need, another strolling minstrel around here........"
"Wonder what the purpose of cementing the left hand down first is?"
I come here to eat Chinese, not pose for you mother*&#$$!@!"
"Gosh, I wonder what we're having for snack today ....
"Do you take requests? I love that one "Chop Sticks"!
"I'll show those guys who the real jammer is at this place!"
Dave pays me it's either this or the soup kitchen!
"You know, I really really really don't get any respect around this place!"
"You want David or someone who knows what's goin' on?"
Lee is forced to take up pimpin' since Dave pays him squat........
